Dissecting Your Holidaze: Decoration Style
Did you notice the Useless Critic is all decked out for the holidays? Did it make you barf a little? I hope so. I hope it went down like eggnog. I have never made a single photo we used in this page. FACT. the weather lately has been most condusive to CHRISTMAS (holiday) DECORATING. well it was until like two hours ago when this wet snow shit started. wow, God. how hard is it to make real snow and not like, half-frozen pee snow? I have to walk in this crap. THANKS GOD, THANKS A LOT. whose homoerotic fantasy is this picture from? certainly not mine. that being said, we decorated our house in red lights, which means at some point I will wander outside, half-asleep, and think I'm in Carrie . Then the ghost of Karen Carpenter will come to me, singing something about heading to Pennsylvania for some homemade pumpkin pie and lots of weeping will ensue. man, on some of these Carpenters songs, do you ever get the urge to just like interject into the music and be l...