The Useless Critic 2.0

Um, granted, I fell in love with a German minor celebrity this month, but this article from the geniuses at Cracked.com takes the cake. Fan fiction has become surprisingly mainstream these past few years....but really, did someone need to write an Anne Frank/Dragonball Z crossover? Erm... TIME FOR AN ADVERTISEMENT  sweet

Music from Frank Ocean, when he went by the name Lonny Breaux. This is not an official release from Frank, instead a compilation mixtape (compiled by @IAMKRIS24) of 64 songs previously unheard. Follow @frank_ocean @UPCblog @djgasic

I've been meaning to do this for a while, I've just been lazy. let's not let a good thing die! Adrienne Rich is STILL ALIVE, OH MY GOD. here is what you should know about her: - has been called "one of the most widely read and influential poets of the second half of the 20th century." - she has the same birthday as me so she is a god - she is born the same year as my grandma and Anne Frank - she went to Harvard (Radcliffe) - SYLVIA WAS A FAN - married a guy - realized she was gay - stopped being a housewife - REFUSED THE MEDAL OF THE ARTS :O so here I will post her most popular poem. I am not creative. "Diving Into the Wreck" First having read the book of myths, and loaded the camera, and checked the edge of the knife-blade, I put on the body-armor of black rubber the absurd flippers the grave and awkward mask. I ham having to do this not like Cousteau with his assiduous team aboard the sun-flooded schooner but here alone. There is a ladder. The ladder i...