get out jail free card
LINDSAY LOHAN HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM PRISON. wtf? can we just pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW. the hoochie
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two things that have rocked my world
- LiLo is headed to prison. I need a video of her reaction for this. let me go search. it was so dramatic. what a crack whore, sorry for my choice of termniology here, but BITCH YOU COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING IN 2005. she's all like- (turn to LAWYER) BITCH SAY WHAT? I'M LILO E-TRADE WANTS TO BE ME. and the lawyer is just like I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN YOUR VAGINA, LILO. - Justin Bieber is headed to N. Korea. BON VOYAGE