The Useless Critic 2.0

SANDRA BULLOCK: LOST IN SPACE. I have dreams about this. The Sandra Bullock part mostly. BTW, I saw "Don Jon" last weekend because I love  JGL and ScarJo. It can be graphic at points (and porn kinda grosses me out- even lesbian porn, to be honest, I don't think is that interesting) but it has a good heart. The ending comes as a surprise. SEE IT.

It looks funny, I'll give it that. Observe: Sandra Bullock seems to still have it. Whatever "it" is. Question: Do you think Melissa McCarthy risks being typecast?

Yes. Like "Rocket Man," it's been a long, long time. but the Movie Man's post from earlier this week inspired me... Ryan Gosling. I'M SORRY WHERE DID THIS URGE COME FROM AGAIN, SOUTH AMERICA? It started after I watched Crazy Stupid Love . Admittedly, Lars and the Real Girl  is one of my favorite films. and I've never seen The Notebook. (well, select parts!) he's just so full of some James Dean/Marlon Brando masculinity that's lost in today's world. I suppose it's the part of me that secretly aches to shop at Nordstrom that is attracted to him. God help me. BUT HIS VOICE. HIS VOICE. OH MY GOD. seriously, I think straight men would drop their pants for that shit. yes, he dated Rachel McAdams for a very long time. BUT ARE YOU AWARE HIM AND SANDRA BULLOCK WERE A COUPLE? GET IT GIRL. I don't know who he dates these days. my hopes: - Christina Ricci (o hay Pan Am ) - Emma Stone question:  ...

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES, REAL PRESSING NEWS A lot of buzz has been surrounding Sandra Bullock after she won the Academy Award for “The Blind Side.” But not in the best light. In many interviews, Sandra stated that her husband “Jesse James” was the most wonderful man in the world, But shortly after winning the award, it was made public that James was a cheating bonehead, leaving his angel, Sandra in humiliation. However, it appears Sandra wasn’t a clean-hearted after all. During an interview with Barbara Walters, an intern on the ABC set, noticed something sticking out of Sandra’s bag, which was left unattended. Inside, was a pack of photographs held together with a rubber band. In curiosity, the anonymous intern flipped through the pictures, and found shots of a giant Canadian Moose! Then, things get weirder. Photos of Sandra Bullock were found in the bag wearing nothing but a lace bra and that’s it! She was also positioned on her knees waiting to receive the moose’s fortitude. Her h...

For starters Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin were great hosts. I really liked their chemistry and humor, but I wondered how they would get through without a musical number.....then there is Neil Patrick Harris to save the day. So like I said, Miley and Taylor were out of line....and I really did not like how when Miley was up on stage with Amanda Seyfried and she says "We're nervous, it's our first time up here." OH come on, like you've never presented an award before, and you've also been to the Oscars.....Not to mention Amanda S. presented the special last year with R Patz about Romance movies. More Recap, Monique won as predicted. Christoph Waltz won as predicted. Jeff Bridges won as predicted. Sandra Bullock won as predicted. All of which were Great and Followed with Great Speeches. I love how Sandra said in the Baps interview that if Meryl Streep won, she's gonna "kick her ass." Also Christoph Waltz was so good. He was unbelievably good in ...

After I saw “The Hangover” I was impressed for a lot of reasons. One: It was funny. Two: Bradley Cooper was wearing some BadAss SUNGLASSES. Even Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat would have to admit that. So since I saw the movie, I realized I had to have a pair of shades like BC. And that day is today. I got 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except with black frames. How influential? So Bradley Cooper is becoming the next BIG THING in Hollywood. His name is being mentioned constantly from tabloids about dating Rene Zellweger to being praised on Meghan McCain’s blog. "Like He's So Amazin." But will I see his new movie “All About Steve” with Sandra Bullock? Unlikely…..I thought her character would have been a good role for Juliette Lewis. But I’d have to see it in action first. QATFYG: Do you like the shades? How long will BC’s stardom last? And will you see “All About Steve?”