The Useless Critic 2.0

My   Melancholia   review Britt Y SO SRS Okay,   Melancholia .  Blah blah blah Lars Von Trier blah blah weeping Charlotte Gainsbourg (not disemboweling any penises this time) blah blah Kirsten Dunst can really act! Blah blah oh look Kiefer Sutherland now has something to do after they cancelled  24 . JUST KIDDING. I totally Ashton Kutchered you. For me personally, there was a LOT riding on this film, because Lars Von Trier is a whirlwind of a fellow! I mean, this guy is just something else. It’s as if we live in this world of movie directors who are chocolate bars (the Hershey variety, noneother) and here is this dude who is made out of vanilla plastic. He made Bjork want to never act again. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN! What I saw of  Antichrist  left me bemused, entertained and very aroused. I happened to watch the entirety of  Melancholia , unlike my companion, who passed out like a sleepless baby within the first few seco...

I recently watched the pop up video for Rick Astley's famous jingle jangle, "Never Gonna Give You Up." From 1987 One of the dancers (the bar tender) in the video arrived On Set extremely hung over, and performed dances and stunts like back flips. He even passed out on the pool table for 2 hours. What he did took courage! My hero with a high ball glass. In the vid, he is the bar-tending African American (in a hat). Yup :( I couldn't load the pop up video, but here is the classic for what it's worth. Happy 31st of March! QATFYG: Have you ever arrived to work hung over? And have you have you ever passed out on any type of table?