The Useless Critic 2.0

I recently entered my squealing herd of four guinea pigs in a pageant. Yes, a pageant. Like for dogs and little girls. It may seem like crazy and a bit much, but the heart of the pageant was just to have fun. And you know what? It was a lot of fun. It was probably meant generally for little kids, but that's okay. They were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, I am responsible for those uneven blotches. Thank you very much, you judgmental dick. I will give you some background as to why this was the event that made my October. I'm sure none of it is a drastic surprise. I have been so depressed since August that it's been hard to treat myself well or act like a normal person. In truth, I have felt detached, marooned and hopeless. I have crying jags for no reason (they are getting better) and bouts of irrational rage. It's scary, because I've not been this emotionally all over the place in a long time. I have stayed up at night contemplating my worth and I...

-newspapering, obviously. -meeting Dennis Haskins/Mr. Belding/ SAVED BY THE BELL !!!! -living my life day by day so I do not go insane! (this sounds like an Oprah tip) -injuring Cate Blanchett on the set of all her movies. -anticipating releases by Annie, Kings of Convenience, Nouvelle Vague, among OTHERS! -getting ready to see THE BOOKS on my brother's birthday (like he cares :P) -waiting for books to come in the mail (the real, paper kind). -adjusting to life in Edinboro. :/ I'll have better entries for the weekend. Until then, I leave you in capable hands. p.s. there's this really awesome cover by the Klaxons of "No Diggity" floating around on the blogosophere. locate it if you get the chance! - Brittany