The Useless Critic 2.0

Breaking News! So I'm not sure why, but it seems that Libyan (kind of sort of former) leader Mummar Gaddafi (sp) was rather the big Condoleezza Rice fan. It turns out that after raiding his shack (or palace), a stash of photos featuring Condi Rice was discovered in a scrapbook. By stash, I mean shit like this........... QATFYG: Out of all the people in the world, why Condi Rice? Gadaffi(sp) spoke some really poor English, but perhaps it was all a big joke so he could make winning lines such as...... I like my MEAT with some Condi*ments... particularly mayonnaise. BAM! Crude People Will Inherit the Earth! Moreover, someone made a comment earlier this week about photoshopping a picture of Anna Paquin's face on my body. I am now cool with that, but can we please do a bathtub pic? I'm inspiried.

Today we salute the most famous Polish person everrr, Madame Curie, who invented a lot of things because she was A SMART LADY, not unlike Condi Rice. Or she discovered things, I don't remember. I was too busy being high in high school. kidding. but that will be a hot Halloween costume this year. QUESTION: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POLISH PERSON BESIDES MY FRIENDS? DON'T SAY CHOPIN THAT IS CHEATING. p.s. sorry the photo is ginormous.