The Useless Critic 2.0

Medieval Times. do you see this man in the photo? notice how he is not SJP. truth, this weekend, Sarah Jessica Parker got out of bed, looked into her foggy mirror and announced, rather triumphantly, that she would not BE anywhere NEAR a Medieval Times this past weekend.  a real or imagined conversation that happened on Saturday between Sarah Jessica Parker and longtime hubby, Matthew Broderick: SJP:  I know you might want to, but I'm just not going to go to Medieval Times. I mean, god, there's only like, six locations anyway .  MATT:  But! But! You promised! SJP:  It just ain't happening. Now if you excuse me, I have to support my local small businesses on SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY. But later that evening:  did she go to KFC? we think yes. it would explain that unnatural glow! aw, SJP. how could anyone call you ugly? you make my heart feel like a candy bar stuck in a car on a hot summer's day. I bet right now you will find this when y...

John Hughes, that director of all those teen movies we loved in the 80s (you know it!) died the other day while taking a walk in New York City. dead of a heart attack while visiting family. life sucks sometimes. so, there's the retrospective of his whole career to be had: "Sixteen Candles," "The Breakfast Club," "Pretty In Pink," "Say Anything" (!!!!!!!!), etc. basically, this man was the reason Molly Ringwald exists. I got to thinking about it and decided "Ferris Bueller" is probably my favorite. what a classic. so many great scenes. Jennifer Grey as the sister, Matthew Broderick at his best and cockiest (except "Election," which was also awesome, he just looks so creepy and old now) CHARLIE SHEEN IN THE POPO STATION. god, I don't even know. this movie had no effect on me for years. but now, everytime I take a shower, I feel compelled to reenact that scene. true, true. YOUR FAVORITES? (because Al is still in Nova Sco...