Yeah, there's a Neuro for that (and other miscellaneous other thoughts).
Do you remember this summer when I spent all my passing time at the library and wrote a review of the SUGARFREE ENERGY DRINKS ? well, yeah. duh. that post was epic . Today though, I found out my 99 cent caffeine booster at the was MIA. (yeah, I jumped ships, sue me! I r only humann). Which led me in a dilemma: - should I get coffee? (nahhhh coffee is better at night when I want to postpone sleep) - should I just get a Diet Coke? (no.) So I tried one of these damn Neuro Waters I see everywhere. Apparently they help you: - have sex - sleep - lose weight - be happy - cure cancer - join the cast of Two and a Half Men The ads on the subway proudly tell me that "yeah, there's a Neuro for that." Isn't that some like Apple promotion? "Yeah, there's an app for that." Oh blow me. (just saying!) Well, I ended up picking the water that's supposed to make you "playfully energetic" AKAKAKAKA "neurogasm." Yup. The sexy water. Sometime...