The Useless Critic 2.0

I love Davis Gaines in a completely unhealthy yet G-rated way. He has the voice of power, and it is always great when I find new videos of his music on Youtube, especially this song, which comes from his solo album, "Against the Tide." In my first Davis Gaines post, I mentioned that Amazon.com was the only place I could find samples of his solo album. And now voila, This one is for you Marion. I hope you understand with the jazzy touches of this studio-worked piece, you and I could dance all night and drink lots and lots of Green tea with extra honey and a lemon wedge. This one from Davis Gaines would fit perfectly in a scene where we dance slowly in front of unknown spectators. QATFYG: How much tea can Marion Cotillard drink without getting buzzed? PS If you can't listen to this song and imagine yourself dancing alongside Marion Cotillard then your heart is made of ashes.

To make this honest, this is another blog wars challenge. This one is up against Shruti Vijh, who creatively writes the blogspot, Shruti -Click There! Check out her work centered around romantic essential validity. The Challenge: Who can write the better romantic fiction? The Response: I have Marion Cotillard on a silver platter begging with Chocolat et les Fraises. Instead of standard Flash fiction, I will toss around the sculptured masterworks known as rant-indulged prose. -- Marion's Eyelash The day I will meet Marion Cotillard is not a mystery to my intensivities. If an eyelash flew from the corner near her tear duct and floated across a thousand suns and moons only to have the gentle breeze drop it on my cheek, I would gasp like the first time I heard music on 12 strings. I would press my fingers against the lash, and I would know…I would just know that in some strange corner between the universe and nothingness Marion Cotillard’s fingers were on her cheek, and she was dreami...

Hello, dear reader. That facial hair is looking pretty awesome. Speaking Of facial hair, have you heard of Jon Gomm? He has pretty awesome facial fuzz. So, unsure of when Marion whatshername week is over, I'm a bit nervous about posting this, lest the other boys want mr dead. But, this guy is too good to not show you! He's a singer songwriter guitarist (and with some schools of thought a drummer and god knows what else) with god knows how many shows under his belt and an international reputation. So yes, read on! Oh, be warned. He doesn't know who Spongebob is. What made you first pick up a guitar, and what first made you decide to start hitting and scratching it? I got my first guitar when I was 2 years old, after pestering my parents endlessly for one. I was an odd child. It was actually a ukulele, but it was a nice one! I don't really know why I wanted it so badly. The percussion stuff has always been a natural part of acoustic guitar playing to me - my ...

People make montages for everything. EVERYTHANG. I kid you not, I found a tribute to Marion done to Shaggy's "Angel." SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE NO TASTE. MARION SET TO EDITH PIAF ENJOY IT, SAVOR IT, LIGHT SOME CANDLES AND LICK IT yeah, youtube is such an odd sociological phenomenon to me.  also, this exists:   LIKE I SAID, ODD SOCIOLOGICAL PHENOMENON. I rather watch a Marion montage than some up-close footage of Noni's feet. fun fact:  I will fantasize about these two things later. 

Wednesday is the stage, and Planet Earth is the backdrop. I will give you fair warning that today is only a tease for tomorrow. Marion Cotillard is a mistress of forgotten magic. She is the first person in the last 200 years to completely seduce the male ideology with only her eyes. Like the bittersweet rush of Cocoa Power spreading through your sinuses,or that moment at a the end of the dream, where you can't tell if you are still glued to your pillow or in the dust of stars. Marion Cotillard has one of the most pure and sexual looks in all of present acting. She has sexuality and darkness, but only in the most sensual kinds. QATFYG: Are you excited for tomorrow?

Selena Gomez has been in the rough as they say, and Yahoo News was on a feverish fire as they announced multiple times that she had been hospitalized for illness. Instead of a card that reads, “Get Well Soon,” I want to send something more positive for Selena; here is a list of ways that she is similar to Academy Award Winner Marion Cotillard. 1. They both act. 2. They both have faces. 3. They both sing. 4. They both have been frisked by airport security. 5. They both have earned major awards for acting.* 6. They both have eaten nuts. 7. They both have done studio recording. 8. They both have sold albums and DVDs. 9. They both have lost plasma and not the kind from stars. 10. They both have touched purple dinosaurs.** 11. They both understand the importance of depth. 12. They both understand that milk is not always white.*** 13. They both have appeared on cable television. 14. They both have eaten food. 15. They both have tasted lipstick. 16. They both ...

This is a video of Marion Cotillard gasping in pain after she was pricked in the chest by the French cultural minister, who was trying to deliver some goods. Why am I posting this video? Just to say. Dear / Mon cher Minister of Culture, Next time, prick your ladies with something BIGGER you needlefish! By the way, these were the comments directly below the video. • A voir absolument sur youtube : Selektt festivity Watch absolutely on youtube : Selektt festivity newsmusicful 1 year ago • Il est pas trés douer le pauvre!! ^^' jujulie06400 1 year ago Reply • auuuchh! jajajaja ------------Spanish Laughter Gabowakko 1 year ago • BOYCOTT ISRAEL egalite92 1 year ago • she said, that men dont look her eyes, instead her breast... even she put a plastic breast in hes face, now she get what she wants, Mitterrand look her face not her breast that's why she get pricked, next time marion don't talk. QATFYG: If some people get damned, would you not feel sorry for them?

If her turns as Edith Piaf or in Nine  (but let's be honest, six people may have seen Nine ) didn't convince you of this, check her out with Franz Ferdinand for the Christian Dior campaign: Franz Ferdinand's music has been iffy for a while (secretly, I like a lot of it!) but DAMN. DAMN. DAMN. LET'S SEE KATE WINSLET DO THIS.