The Useless Critic 2.0

Hey-o. At this point, it appears these awards will become a regular event. The month of June, I've decided to celebrate the  Colossal Ego That Is Kanye West . I love his sunglasses here. Even douchenozzles can DRESS well. I'm sure Aesop has a fable about it.  I like Kanye generally. He's kind of obnoxious but he's pretty talented. He just is one of those people who don't realize they need a filter or to think before they spew words out. However, his interview with the New York Times - HOLY shit. For you. For what’s right. I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things. So when the next little girl that wants to be, you know, a musician and give up her anonymity and her voice to express her talent and bring something special to the world, and it’s time for us to roll out and say, “Did this person have the biggest thing of the year?” — that thing is more fair because I was there. Seriously: What the FUCK does that ...

Once again I journey back in time, and here is the review of American Psycho II starring Mila Kunis. Anyway, I could take an approach to this film that I have done with many of my other reviews and just summarize the plot with a few notes, but since this is Mila Kunis week, I will take a different approach and illuminate what this film has to offer. If you want… Mila Kunis strutting across a college campus in black leather with A LOT of attitude, William Shatner getting pimp diesel with quite a few undergrad women, A cat named Ricky Martin, Mila Kunis strangling a man to death with a condom, Very happy music with very sad lyrics, A janitor that almost resembles Phineas Gage, And the name of director Morgan J. Freeman, Then, this film is for you. So I do not always use the star system, but this time I have almost no choice. 4 Stars………..but on a scale of 1 to 10. Result: 4/10 Stars This was a film that so clearly had its pros and cons. There were things I liked, and things I did not like...