I did a Christmas one a long time ago, so here is my follow-up. I am older and more jaded now, so excuse me if my youthful exuberance has vanished. And I know that I said I didn't want to post more right now, but I'm attempting to do it because it makes me feel better. 2013 has been hard. I am hoping 2014 holds something more promising for me. God knows what that is, really. I know, I KNOW: they are speaking IKEA. Chapter 1: The Background I live in Collegetown USA now, so no one really decorates. They are all too busy being drunk and having sex. BRA? BRA?!!?!?! I only have the first thing in common with them. What I am writing about will be things from memory andddd what the Internet tells me is popular. The Internet has never lied to me. Chapter 2: The Costumes When I was very little I went as the Cookie Monster for several years in a row. Then I went as a fairy, then Casper the Ghost, then Robin from Batman & Robin, then I went ...