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The Royal Honeymoon with Algerie Nader: The Final Chapter

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So after hours upon hours of high-thrilled dancing and gratuitous face painting all good things must come to an end. The Royal Honeymoon with Algerie Nader eventually would lead to the morning after. Then, for Kate and Wills I would play this last song. "The River of Jordan" courtesy of Peter,Paul and Mary and this rendition from "Airplane!" Oh yes, this is appropriate. I traveled the banks of the River of Jordan To find where it flows to the sea. I looked in the eyes of the cold and the hungry And I saw I was looking at me. I wanted to know if life had a purpose And what it all means in the end. In the silence I listened to voices inside me And they told me again and again. There is only one river. There is only one sea. And it flows through you, and it flows through me. There is only one people. We are one and the same. We are all one spirit. We are all one name. We are the father, mother, daughter and son. From the dawn of creation, we are one. We are one. Every ...

The Royal Honeymoon with Algerie Nader part deux

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So during my future encounters with the Royal honeymooners, we will have been listening to "Rainbow" and drinking Red Bull for nine hours during the daylight (behind opaque curtains). Next without rest, Kate, Wills, and Algerie Nader (that's me) will paint our faces like smarmy goth types and listen to this song from Rihanna, followed by another nine hours of drinking Red Bull and smacking. Na na na na Come on Na na na na Come on Na na na na na Come on Na na na na Come on, come on, come on Na na na na Come on Na na na na Come on Na na na na na Come on Na na na na Come on, come on, come on Na na na na Feels so good being bad (Oh oh oh oh oh) There's no way I'm turning back (Oh oh oh oh oh) Now the pain is my pleasure cause nothing could measure (Oh oh oh oh oh) Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh) Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh) The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh) Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at i...

Free Advertising: Get Your Royal Gear and Fast

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So guess what? I am going to be spitting out a few pieces of valuable product information to help the worldly economy, and I am doing this all for free. Why not start with Royal Wedding week? It is time to get your Royal Wedding merchandise and souvenirs. For the person who has everything, they can have this William and Kate cube-sculpture crafted by lasers that is fairly priced at $38.00. You can purchase this William and Kate iPhone sleeve, so the next time you sext, you can sext with an iPhone that has "William and Kate" written on it. For 57 dollars you can have Kate Middleton's sapphire engagement ring. Copied and pasted. "Kate Middleton's Sapphire Engagement Ring. Sterling silver, platinum plated lab created diamond ring. Sizes available (i-V). FREE Delivery: UK: 1-5 working days International: 5-10 working days." ****It does not say anything about this being a replica, so that means it is her actual engagement ring, and it is only 57 bucks. Lastly, i...