The Useless Critic 2.0

Beyonce is not one to go long without another enormous award or accomplishment lined up in her case. Perhaps, she could earn another grammy, or perhaps she could get another endorsement from Kanye West, claiming that she did something else at the best-of-all-time-something-something. Well, that is close to her recent catch as People's Most Beautiful Person. When it comes to Beyonce, I have a total 50/50 feeling. Some days, I am in complete awe, and I get just a little touch of that jaw drop feeling. Other days, it's more like "why are you wearing those tacky heels you dumb bitch, you can afford better shoes?" However, garnering the title of most beautiful person (in existence) is awesome. So Congrats Beyonce, even though I probably would have given the award to someone like that woman, Melissa Lee who gives the Financial News. Squawk! Questions for You: Are you surprised Beyonce was named People's Most Beautiful? Who is the most beautiful person in your ...

Dear CNBC Critic @CNBCcritic, In response to your latest review comments on Melissa Lee from "Squawk on the Street," "Fast Money," and "Money in Motion," where you stated, and I quote "@cnbc Melissa Lee looks like an Elf." Well, in all reality, I happen to be Melissa Lee's biggest fan. I also the biggest fan of Sean Hannity and Pippa Middleton (not that it's important). However, keeping things short... So CNBC Critic, in the famous words of Tom Cruise: "Take a step back...AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" I am so wired right now.

Indra Niyoo CEO of Pepsico This morning I was watching “Squawk on the Street” CNBC for my favorite Asian Businessperson, Melissa Lee. I wanted to find out if she was wearing boots today. Moreover, I noticed there was a preview for a new show that premiered tonight called “Pepsi’s Challenge.” The challenge is to see if PepsiCo can take over the world more or less. I had to catch the first episode. I caught a soundbyte from the CEO talking about Pepsi’s enormous goals with business expansion and making all products in the markets PepsiCo products, making every product available a PepsiCo product. PepsiCo is the hybrid combination of Pepsi and Frito-Lay, as well as other components such as Quaker. Melissa Lee (Hot Stuff) So this new show will follow PepsiCo’s plans to conquer the globe. Google and Facebook have proven that a single company can control every aspect of our lives, so why can’t Pepsi control the world? Well, as for the show’s premiere, their presentation was not exciting. T...

Bonjour world of people full of green lust. So I watch the business channel CNBC a lot now. It is not because I am interested in business in the slightest. It is simply because I think Melissa Lee from “Squawk on the Street,” and “Fast Money” is hot. End of discussion. Personally, I do not like the show “Fast Money” at all. I never understand any of the jokes they make. I don’t really know if the Dow will hit 20,000 in 2012. I am not interested in QE3, and I have no idea which stock will be the next “Green Mountain Coffee Roasters” or “LinkedIn IPO." But I did learn that Melissa Lee is hot. De plus, while I was googling images of her for reasons that are obvious, but I cannot say in public, I happened to notice that the top suggestion from Google was Melissa Lee Boots Yes indeed. I mean, she looks good in boots, as long as never takes them off for any reason. Now if only there was a picture of Melissa Lee….wearing boots…in a sexually active red tint. Oh, wait! Sexually Active Red!...