The Useless Critic 2.0

mine, ahem: "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah"- Tracy Jordan/30Rock  (question:  HOW MUCH DOES IT SUCK WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THIS SHOW TO RETURN? damn you Tina Fey!) "Thriller"- Michael Jackson (advice:  you should listen to as MANY DEAD CELEBRITIES AS YOU CAN on Halloween. Let's brainstorm: Elliott Smith, John Lennon, Mama Cass, Michael Jackson...actually, just have an Elliott Smith/Michael Jackson dance-off). "Vampire Girl"- Johnathan Richman (so much fun!) "Psycho Killer"- Talking Heads (BA BA BA BA) "Witchy Woman"- The Eagles "I Put A Spell On You"- She & Him cover (because we love Zooey DAT much. I wonder what she will be for Halloween? God, probably a pumpkin!) "Great Pumpkin Waltz"- Vince Guaraldi trio anything by the Smashing Pumpkins (but not when they began to suck) "Halloweenhead"- Ryan Adams Boys For Pele era Tori because BITCH CRAZYYYYYY "Party"- Beyonce, because let's as...

So much going on today! Observe! Coldplay have a new single out. YAWN I HATE THEM (except from the early 2000s, from then I am more lenient). Jane Lynch , superwoman, is hosting the Emmys this year. IS THERE NOTHING SHE CANNOT DO? I doubt it, I seriously doubt it.  Jack Kevorkian  is dead. I don't think we've ever written about Dr. Death before. but yeah, I wish there was some ironic way to phrase that, but I don't think so.... David Lynch is giving a talk at the Strand Bookstore on Monday in NYC that I am so going to. I mean why not:   see the man somehow responsible for that? it starts at 7.  lastly, don't you think a 30Rock/Parks and Recreation crossover would be the best thing ever? I know we are of a like mind. however, I know what would make such a project INFINITELY more interesting: LESLIE KNOPE:   I decided to visit New York City on a mission of good will. LIZ LEMON:   Good will? I just happen to be here! LK:   I know...

Bright Eyes, that Justin Bieber before there was a Justin Bieber, that Elliott Smith/Gram Parsons/Ryan Adams/Bob Dylan soundalike, father of emooooo, is doing a free concert in Buffalo come July 27th. I may go to this, but it depends. question: DID YOU WATCH 30 ROCK LAST NIGHT? WAS IT NOT AMAZING?

it's never too late FOR NOW best season of 30 Rock in existence? probably.

http://www.nbc.com/community/video/advanced-dungeons-and-dragons/1283759/ this is the best episode of television ever. Dungeons and Dragons sex. also, 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation get better and better.

I didn't really understand (nor like that much?) the season premiere of "30 Rock," the only current show I give two shits about. you can watch it here . in added news, Tina Fey admitted she was a virgin until the age of 24, to David Letterman of all people (eww). HOPE!

"G Force" looks surprisingly....good! Will Arnett, Zach G, the voices of Tracy Morgan and Penelope Cruz. I mean, if it's at the dollar theater someday and I'm bored enough, I MIGHT just go see it. plus who doesn't love guinea pigs! (I had a dream about "30 Rock" in which the roles of Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey were reversed. that being, Tina Fey was Jack Donaghy and Alec Baldwin was Liz Lemon). "Orphan" looks HILARIOUS. "The Ugly Truth" gets my vote as the dumbest film of the summer. plus I can't think of a more unappealing couple. Gerard Butler, in this movie, is the on-screen equivalent of a sweatsock. still no "500 Days of Summer." :( ...I don't think we're getting this? yet Harrisburg, of all ungodly places! bah. and because the movie selection for this weekend is less than pleasant, you may want to participate in the various events going on. Highland Days in Edinboro, Discover Presque Isle in Erie. me? not re...

so I haven't been watching "30 Rock" like I should have been lately. because it's the best show on TV, right? YES. YES IT IS. anyway, by a miracle, I was able to catch the last five minutes of the most recent episode, all V-Day themed. loved it! http://www.nbc.com/30_Rock/video/categories/season-3/777501/ music tomorrow. later. I had a nice holiday, I think. considering. - Brittany