The Useless Critic 2.0

From Washington to West Virginia to Indonesia, Spring Break is already in motion this week. To get you in the mood: Enjoy some of whatever Rihanna is doing right here. I encourage the other UC writers to post the best Spring Break Stories or Best Bikini pics if you just don't want to write too much. QATFYG: Who do you want most in a bikini?

Rihanna just keeps getting more and more Ink. The latest one is that tiny little cross on her neck. See that little red dot on her neck? No, it is not dust on your screen. QATFYG: Is this hot? Hell Yes. Tattoos on women are gorgeous. Tattoos on the index finger? Not so much. #HitOrMiss But really Rihanna, if you want more tattoos....get some bigger ink.