The Useless Critic 2.0

So for those of you who do not know, Camp Rock 2 is the sequel to Camp Rock 1. Believe it or not that surprised me :P Don't ask why. So this stars Demi Lovato as the possibly half latina Mitchie Torres, and the Joe of Jonas as a quote unquote Rock star. Although, all the music that was performed did not really feel the slightest bit like Rock music. It was more like dramatized pop, which don't get me wrong is fun. And you couldn't really call the movie "Camp Dramatized Pop." The only people that would go would be myself and the guy that gives me French lessons. So the movie is a battle between the down to earth folk of Camp Rock and the super heart-throbbing masturbation material of Camp Star (from across the lake.) So it's no surprise who wins the battle in the "Final Jam." But as for ratings I give this a 390, and numbers are meaningless so you can figure out on your own if it is good or bad. Better than "Princess Protection Program," but...

Songs I Don't Have For You To Download Edition! "All or Nothing"- Au Revoir Simone so beautiful. this song perfectly showcases Au Revoir Simone's strengths like noneother I've heard before. their gentle harmonies soar. it's gorgeous. like a less experimental, atmospheric School of Seven Bells. pile on a bit of restrained sweetness (like aspartame). "slowly coming into view..." "Love Has Left the Room"- A Camp Remember that chick that leads The Cardigans (who are like the most underrated band, EVER)Nina Persson? Well this is her solo project. Pretty incredible, I say. Very nice adult alternative. Showcases her vocals superbly. IT WILL SLIP MY MINDDDDDDDDDDDDD - and I used to have the biggest crush on this woman FTW. "Two"- The Antlers I'm really just getting into this band despite much resistance. Gonna go see them in Cleveland on January 23. WANT TO COME? They're opening for Editors right now. ugh, I can I see a semblance....