The Useless Critic 2.0

Let's face it, it's probably pretty rare to be a young adult and a Rush Limbaugh fan simultaneously. But chances are, even if you are, your friends would ostracize you for friending him on Facebook. Still, history dictates that young adults are willing to sell out friends and beliefs at the drop of a hat for a shot at fame and fortune. This is where Limbaugh comes in, combing the principles of capitalism and the psychology of gambling to create a new e-lemma. If you friend him on Facebook , you can enter a drawing to win an iPad. I don't know what an iPad does exactly, but it's made by Apple so I'm sure it's fancy and worth millions of dollars. I was going to post a picture of the iPad, but I couldn't find one on the Internet.

"Date Night" opens next Friday. On paper, it's a comedic dream team. Tina Fey. Steve Carell. but yet, when I finally caught the trailer, I was surprised because it did nothing for me: It also stars Mark Wahlberg, James Franco and OH MY GOD MILA KUNIS. but yeah, I would say it's less than I expected. still somewhat funny (in the middle, at least- "I don't want the kids to live with your mother!!!!") what do you think? also, the iPad was opened to the public to BUY BUY BUY today in New York City. some people waited for days to purchae the thing. I will not be able til afford this until 2013 and then it will be the less superior version which I will somehow manage to break. do you give a shit? y/n/maybe and also: HAPPY EASTER!