The Useless Critic 2.0

Some 25 years ago yesterday, the greatest band in existence formed and played their first live show. 25 YEARS. shit girl, that's older than ME. They are supposedly coming back this year. Fiona Apple came back, which I never thought was going to happen, so I feel hopeful about this. until then, here's a song!

March 20th marks Mr. Fred Rogers' 84th birthday. Of course he's dead, so like, he's not celebrating it. You feel me? Mr. Rogers was one cool dude. In one post , I named him a MAN OF THE CENTURY. I stand by that accusation. Mr. Rogers had a really good heart, he was sincere, he was religious but he wasn't obnoxious about it, he loved kids in a non-creepy non-Michael Jackson way, he genuinely cared about other people, and he wore really great sweaters (BETTER THAN RICK SANTORUM WHY DO I KEEP HEARING HIS NAME MAKE THE NIGHTMARE STOP).  I mean, read this for further proof. Mr. Rogers was (in spite of all the people that mock him) an admirable human being. And kids TV show sure could use a guy like him now. What's all this crap on the TV for children anymore?!? My favorite part of his shows was when he took on one pair of shoes and put on another. And he sat down to explain it. I was HYPNOTIZED by that. seriously, hypnotized. back in the good old days when the w...

congratulations on the GOLDEN GLOBE nom, Zooey! CUT YOUR COMPETITION DOWN TO SIZE BITCH WE'D BUY YOU SOME CHAMPAGNE BUT THEY DON'T SHIP THE BUBBLY what

It's been too long! I brought this back in honor of her 42nd birthday. Girl, you look good! Today I am going to focus on the song I've been listening to the most by this band lately: "Full Circle" off their b-sides album. Originally intended for Return Of Saturn . It didn't make the cut, which I think was a silly move. it's a powerful rock song for the band. lyrics time bitch: All I've ever touched or said to them Becomes a rehearsal for you, just practicing, Too many magic moments to be coincidence It all comes   full circle I knew someone who knew you And he introduced me to you Your ex-girlfriend had a boyfriend Who kissed my girlfriend Who dated Adrian... what is this song about? FULL CIRCLE? obviously we find Gwen waxing about how closely intertwined all our lives are and how really no one is that far off from someone else. Like, my favorite parlour game to play when I'm entertaining the comrades Sunday nights, "Six Deg...

So first of all it will be hard to top the post that Britt did yesterday. Tomorrow (The 23rd of November) is Miley Cyrus' Birthday, and she will be turning 18. This is one of my favorite Holidays. But in Algeria, since the celebration of El Aid Kabir is so close together, we combined our celebrations. A typical celebration of Miley's Birthday includes eating lots of Chinese Food and getting loaded on Cake Batter Ice Cream from Coldstone Creamery. This one is a little different. I had a really great video to show the world, but the computers here are not compatible for it. So here is this low quality video of an Algerian celebration of Miley's Birthday where we eat lamb's eyes. This is my early Birthday present to Miley. Lambs eyes taste fine. They are not something I would eat on a regular basis, but they are not horrible at all. QATFYG: How will you celebrate Miley's Birthday.

I LOVE YOU Ryan Adams - Touch, Feel, & Loose (Live) Lori | Myspace Video he will always have a special place in my heart (vagina) p.s. Bryan Adams has a birthday today too! weird!