The Useless Critic 2.0

Mitt Romney How are you? This is Mitt Lisa Jame: am fine and you too Mitt Romney: Yep I was just squeezin my helmet, turning it purple. So what's going on in Nigeria? Lisa Jame: everything is fine over here where are you from Mitt Romney: USA you dumbass. I grew up in michigan, but I lived in massachusetts for some time.Now i want to live in washington DC Lisa Jame: what is your full name Mitt Romney: Mitt Romney Lisa Jame: ok what do you do for al iving how old are you where do your parent live Mitt Romney: well, I was a business man, but i wasn't so hot at that...so i am looking to enter a new field...maybe politics...rofl My dad was a politician in Michigan, he helped get most of my jobs. Ok, so do you have a husband? Lisa Jame: not yet Mitt Romney: Do you know what mormons are? Lisa Jame: what Mitt Romney: Ok you'll fit right in So what are your wildest dreams? Lisa Jame: to become some one good in life and you Mitt Romney: lmao to be honest, I want...

Thanks to my recent interview with Anthony from www.TelemarketerTorture.com, I am rather new into the sport and art of scambaiting, and since I have a long history of being a jerk on the internet myself here is what happens when a woman from Ghana tried to date me. Anita from Ghana: Anita: Re: hello yes am always nice.so what u do for living Nader: why did you ask me that? why do you want to know what I do for a living? Are you trying to find out how much money I have? Because all African women ask the same stupid question. Even on my wall, you can see a woman asking me that question. Were you trying to find out how much money I have? Anita: Re: hello add me for talks florenceahonor@yahoo.com Nader: hey shithead, i asked you a question, were you trying to find out how much money I have? answer the damn question, Anita: Re: hello u dont understand english Nader: English is my mother tongue. I am not learning like you. Were you trying to find out...

Online dating is a new way of life. I was recently talking to Ryan Scott Bennett, and he asked “Why don’t you just date people in real life?” or something to that effect. BECAUSE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE GIVE A SH*T These are the wonders of online dating. It is perfect for meatheads like me that are total lowlifes and spend hours image-searching Melissa Lee in their spare time. I tried dating sites, and I had some success….but not an extraordinary amount, so at this point I turned to dating women in Africa via Facebook and Interpals, mostly from Uganda. Is this weird? Yes. Is this smart? Hell no. However, African women are as promiscuous as Paris Hilton except they can’t afford drugs. This spring I saw the film “Norbit” for the first time, and it scared the crap out of me. I say this because I used to talk to a woman from Cameroon that resembled that mammoth, and she actually tried to use me as her “bitch.” She tried to use me for money, for services, for a visa to the USA, and even to help...