The Useless Critic 2.0

I have times where I can't sleep, just like every  other human.  I don't have that kind of ugly ass alarm clock. I do my celebrity gossip reading then. This week was particularly bad for me sleep-wise. So I decided to familarize myself with the Liam and Miley schism because that seemed important. Don't ask me how this happened. I don't have answers. I'm not even straight and this strikes me as wrong.  This young couple- full of brains, beauty and arguably talent -has hit the skids lately. Allegedly. This isn't the first time for these two. Aren't the best relationships built on tumult? I'm looking at YOU, Michelle Obama. Huh? That being said, I think we all know Miley Cyrus has gone INSANE in the past few years. I judge that based off her faux-Robyn haircut (bitch ain't no Robyn !) And she recently quoted Jeff Buckley on Twitter, which I found troubling. Now sources- I don't know who the fuck "sources" are- are s...

Miley Cyrus has decided to Tweet her manicure, and look at that rock she is wearing.Is someone trying to make a subtle revelation?Is this how Miley is telling the public she's engaged? Or is this a hoax? QATFYG: Are these really Miley's Hands? I hope not, or else she needs to moisturize more. Let's all pray her hands don't dry and look all veined up like Megan Fox. This is me. I think for once, My Skin Tone kicks Miley's ass.