The Useless Critic 2.0

Are you just going to look at this photo and not read a single word of the article? It's cool; the only reason I read it is because I was the one who wrote it. Hey, look. It's a picture of Rush Limbaugh back when he had hair. I have no idea if this is old news or new news, but I will certify that it was dug up today on Yahoo for some reason. The words of Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh surfaced again during a segment that surprisingly also mentioned Morrissey. Rush Limbaugh's Statement on Barack Obama: "He's becoming Barack Kardashian. I'll tell you that's what he’s becoming,” Limbaugh said Tuesday on his talk show . “He is becoming the male Kim Kardashian with this stuff, and it's been building. He is [the] celebrity of the United States." Really? I mean, I know some people just say stuff to get attention and to get noticed by media outlets and crying agencies such as Yahoo News. However, Really? Obama is Barack Kardashian?...

Let's face it, it's probably pretty rare to be a young adult and a Rush Limbaugh fan simultaneously. But chances are, even if you are, your friends would ostracize you for friending him on Facebook. Still, history dictates that young adults are willing to sell out friends and beliefs at the drop of a hat for a shot at fame and fortune. This is where Limbaugh comes in, combing the principles of capitalism and the psychology of gambling to create a new e-lemma. If you friend him on Facebook , you can enter a drawing to win an iPad. I don't know what an iPad does exactly, but it's made by Apple so I'm sure it's fancy and worth millions of dollars. I was going to post a picture of the iPad, but I couldn't find one on the Internet.

Totally old news, but it's friggin important... So this is not my original idea at all, I forget where I first read it, or else I'd cite the source. But take Rush Limbaugh.....with a little more hair in a retro-style... Add an ugly mustache.... And you have a perfect John Wayne Gacy. I just can't get over it. The resemblance is too weird. Imagine JWG as a radio host? QATFYG: Do you see the light? What would JWG's radio show be called? PS: Whether you like Rush of not, I think he looks like JWG. This isn't opinion. "It's science, and science is a cold-hearted 14-inch strap on."-CS Lee Masuka.