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the average man from Erie.

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please note this is based off my in-person observations in addition to social media. - has a bad assortment of facial hair - likes shitty music (i.e. Seether, DMB, etc) - is likely overweight - wears jeans and sneakers a lot - does not read because READING IS GAY - or they like Chuck Palahniuk - hobbies:  drinking, bowling, perhaps hunting, mostly drinky - likes to drink Bud Light, Molsen, beers of that tier - has a shitty car - loves movies like  Boondock Saints - probably has their favorite restaurant as the Olive Garden - buys clothes at Sears - COME AT ME, BRO - dates girls named Michelle, Stacey and the such - probs did not go to college - smells like too much cologne - I'M NOT JUDGING THE GIRLS AREN'T MUCH BETTER EITHER