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observations on messages I get on OKC

Message 1: I'm old enough to be your dad. Let's have a conversation! answer:  NO. Message 2: I have messaged you from several different profiles. ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT answer: NO, POLLUTION EXISTS AND THE PLANET IS DYING, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. Message 3: Will you give me a bj? answer: NO, DON'T YOU HAVE A DOG

And now, an observation.

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ANIMAL HATS WHY? WHERE DID IT COME FROM? I first noticed these hats- all the rage of 2011, ESPECIALLY among the pre-puberty set - on one of my regular jaunts around New York City. and I mean jaunts, because really, I walked an awful lot. and I was like "oh cute! la la la!"  Cue the next 20000 times I ran into these hats, mostly worn by small girls in large groups...or Azns. When they made an appearance in good ol' Erie PA, I knew it was a problem. Naturally, I did the thing I do best and asked my mom if they were complimentary to my rather strange-shaped head (they named me biggest head in eighth grade, and also someone accidentally put me down as cutest, and a group of boys burst into a fit of laughter and I haven't been the same since). she said something to the effect of "those are meant for children Brittany." Flash forward to YESTERDAY (time is not linear here!) when Ursula and I were walking about Chicago...lo and behold, I counted two adults w...

observations this thanksgiving morn

- what's up with the parade being shit now? WHEN did floats come second to Glee ? NO! NO! - where did half of those people come from, anyway? - why is Revenge  still on TV? - why is "Moves Like Jagger" so popular? oh Adam Levine how I despise you. - why are turkeys so expensive now? WTF - what's with everyone going apeshit over Black Friday more than usual? does anyone actually go out tomorrow? I SURE DON'T. Cyber Monday FTW. - what I am thankful for in 2011:  for all of you <3 and that I am not Christina Aguilera. :/ p.s. and OH LAND

what's with all these Batmans this week?

this is interesting. Val Kilmer, huh? I guess I could see it (not really).  the question is, though:  could YOU see it? just checked my email:   New York Times reporting the job losses for January around 7.6%.  I kind of feel sick now. - Brittany