The Useless Critic 2.0

I remember sixth grade very well. it was a harsh, dark and mean place. if you did ANYTHING out of the ordinary they shunned you, or belittled you with it. seriously- I went through some of the shittiest things of my life that year. argh. so this brave little boy- and I am sure you've heard of this by now! if not GET WITH IT SRSLY - tackled "Paparazzi" for his school talent show. like- this kid could have had his ass kicked so hard for it and he went for it. thank god it worked in his favor! now he's appearing on the Ellen show and getting advice from Gaga herself. aw! my favorite thing about these video are these dumb girls in the background laughing and making faces. and it's like, this kid has more talent than any of you, so go eat worms or whatever sixth graders do. they probably eat cell phones these days....

- So American Idol has done the unthinkable and replaced Paula Abdul. EJRELKAJRKELJRKEAJRKREKRE WHYYYYYYY! I still cannot believe this. It CANNOT be real. I refuse to accept this. bullshit! bullshit! anyway. Ellen of all people is stepping into her shoes. Her large, drinky-drink shoes. Ellen, BB, listen up. develop some kind of addiction and fast. otherwise this show will be less enjoyable than it already is. - Nine Inch Nails played their last official FOR REALZ show last night somewhere in California. um, I think it was California. I remember when NIN came to Erie my senior year of high school- people are always shitting themselves over Trent Reznor being some kind of "local boy." bought my tickets at Giant Eagle and never used them. NOW THAT CHANCE IS GONE FOREVER, THANKS TRENT. - that thing about Ellen has inspired me: who is YOUR favorite lesbian? I love Ellen, but I don't think she's my favorite. and it's certainly not RoRo or Tegan and Sara. hmmmm. foo...