The Useless Critic 2.0

QATFYG: Which Mila look do you like more? Red Carpet Ponytail? Or Black Chinese Vera Wang? Personally, I would go for Black Chinese Vera Wang. That surprises me. I always thought I would want Mila all in red.......and yes for photographic purposes. PS: The black was labeled as Black Chinese Vera Wang, but does anyone know a real name for that dress?

to get you in the mood: Never Tear Us Apart- INXS All Black Everything- Lupe Fiasco A Girl Like You- Edwyn Collins Need You Tonight- INXS Tonight (I'm Fucking You)- Enrique Iglesias Like a G6- Far East Movement (which needs to be on every mix everrrr) that song the Black Eyed Peas did which samples Dirty Dancing Tinie Tempah and Ellie Goulding? Faith- George Michael (because I can) Justify My Love- Madonna (this video is so nasty) Justify My Thug- Jay-Z another INXS song for good measure Baby- Justin Bieber Only Girl in the World- Rihanna- HOW I AM GOING TO MAKE HER FEEL someday. Al asked me to, and I did.

Once again I journey back in time, and here is the review of American Psycho II starring Mila Kunis. Anyway, I could take an approach to this film that I have done with many of my other reviews and just summarize the plot with a few notes, but since this is Mila Kunis week, I will take a different approach and illuminate what this film has to offer. If you want… Mila Kunis strutting across a college campus in black leather with A LOT of attitude, William Shatner getting pimp diesel with quite a few undergrad women, A cat named Ricky Martin, Mila Kunis strangling a man to death with a condom, Very happy music with very sad lyrics, A janitor that almost resembles Phineas Gage, And the name of director Morgan J. Freeman, Then, this film is for you. So I do not always use the star system, but this time I have almost no choice. 4 Stars………..but on a scale of 1 to 10. Result: 4/10 Stars This was a film that so clearly had its pros and cons. There were things I liked, and things I did not like...

Like seriously, some Mila photos just have to be shared...... Like seriously.... When I found this photo, it was labeled Mila Kunis as "Batgirl," but after a closer look, the actual title is Mila Kunis as "The Huntress." QATFYG: What title would you give to this photo? I would just call it dessert.

As you have realized, this is Mila Kunis week. no shit. this photo is for you Cara! anyway, I wanted to wax on why I became a Mila Kunis fan. It's not like I jumped on the bandwagon after Black Swan although it really helped matters. seriously helped matters. in high school, I watched a lottt of That 70s Show. in fact, I was surprised to say it became one of my favorite shows in that time period. not necessarily the smartest sitcom, but it was fun and the chemistry made it work. plus, the writing! (note to you, the Turners are the team also behind 3rd Rock From the Sun ). my favorite character was easily JACKIE. why? - she was a bitch - she was a bitch - she was a bitch I'm easy. behold: her attitude and demeanor were what got me. she was shallow and seemingly stupid (although not really) so I fell in love. DONNA, YOU LUMBERJACK. now flash forward to the last season of That 70s Show , when both Ashton Kutcher and Topher Grace, the two draws of the show, left. Leaving behind ev...

I made a drawing of Demi Lovato once, and someone told me that I made art like a serial killer. This is more like semi-stalkerish. But all that aside, here is a series of popular Mila images in the color blue. QATFYG: Have you ever made a fan video before?

So I had the idea to make a photo spread all of Mila in red, but then I came across two wallpaper images that really sold me. This is a way for me to showcase my interest in Mila Kunis and my fascination with large monochrome blocks of red....true. This first image is the pure essence of simplicity, yet the pure essence of elegance all in one. It combines the emotions that humans yearn for all in a single stare. This second one reminds me of that television show "Wild and Crazy Kids," except instead of kids, it is a woman. It is the wild child that is in us all, a creation of inner youth, and it is like a hand reaching toward you and offering happiness. QATFYG: Who creates a stare that has all the emotions that you often yearn for? Who has a hand that offers you happiness? And does anyone remember the show "Wild and Crazy Kids?"

This is something that I have mentioned multiple times on the blog. One of the things in life that just truly makes my rocks roll is Mila Kunis speaking in Russian. Mila briefly speaking in Russian If you want to jump right to the Russian part, skip to 45 seconds in. "00.45" Mila Kunis on her Russian Roots Also with Mark Wahlberg...Just for fun...this vid is all Mark, but Mila gives him the approval. And now, thanks to YarnForHair Mila Gets Punk+D, Russian Ensues QATFYG: Anyone else got anymore Mila in Russian videos?

Good Morning Monday, So like many comic strips from Garfield have noted….Monday is a drag……..but this week, there is a new reason to smile. Here at the Useless Critic we will be devoting this entire week to Mila Kunis. It appears that multiple members of our contributing team have developed a rather fascinating obsession with her, so here you go………. Let Mila Kunis Week begin.. QATFYG : Could you ever imagine Mila Kunis in a Garfield strip ? Just as I wrote that, the words “Garfield Strip” suddenly seem rather enthralling.