The Useless Critic 2.0

It's fairly common knowledge in these parts I gave up my children when the government wanted to crack down on my toothpaste habit. And I was like, to the police officer that came to my front door, "DON'T YOU TOUCH LITTLE TYRA DON'T YOU PUT YOUR HANDS NEAR MAHOGANY" and began rending my garments, etc.  Do I miss them? More than the rest of my teeth? Or other miscellaneous things? It's arguable. I've devoted my life to the artform of raising alpacas, and let me tell you, it's worked out marvelously. My mom, truthfully though, is a wonderful and very strong woman. I've spent a lot of time with her in my life and I haven't seen her in several months. will see her shortly in the summer and she will come visit me once some business clears regarding the health of a family member. I really, really am looking forward to it. I miss seeing cheap dollar movies with my mom when I was growing up. that was our Sunday tradition. sort of tapered off when ...

as long as online dating exists, I JUST WON'T STOP RIP HEIDIKLUMSEALRUMBABOT  you were so good together. so good.

the anti-TomKat, I think? I'm really growing to appreciate them, find them very endearing. BESIDES, WHO DOESN'T LOVE "CRAZY!"

The long-awaited Season 6 of Project Runway finally premiered on Lifetime Thursday night and I, for one, am absolutely thrilled. For the uninitiated, Project Runway is an Emmy award-winning reality show that pits fashion designers in the ultimate death-match. Every week a new challenge is assigned; some challenges are realistic, such as this season's first task, in which the contestants needed to design a gown for the red-carpet. Other challenges are... not so much (season 5 included a challenge in which the designers needed to make an outfit out of car parts). The designs are then judged on the runway and one designer is kicked out. The final designers left standing put together a full collection and show at Fashion Week in New York City. One wins. Pretty basic. The fate of the show was left hanging after the show's creators decided to move it to Lifetime (from Bravo). Various law suits ensued and the show was in limbo for quite some time. Fortunately, everything worked out ...