The Useless Critic 2.0

Bad Teacher (2011) 89 min., rated R. Grade: B - Move over "Bad Santa," there's a new bad apple (Bad Mrs. Santa?) in "Bad Teacher," a gleefully rude, enjoyably brazen if pretty slight comedy. Cameron Diaz may not be getting any younger, but there's still something about Mary, er, Cam that screams "Let's misbehave!" behind that wide Joker smile and smeary makeup of hers.  And misbehave she sure does, running with the role of antiheroine Elizabeth Halsey, an unapologetic, foul-mouthed, boozy, bong-hitting baddie who doesn't give an "F" unless it involves gold-digging. Once her sugar-daddy fiancee (Nat Faxon) realizes her true colors and dumps her, Elizabeth returns back to the Illinois school that she left before summer vacation to teach a 7th grade class at a bare-minimum work level. The thing is, she doesn't know much about teaching. She blatantly disregards the syllabus. She pops in movies like "Stand and Deliver,...

first of all, I cannot WAIT to see this film. oh my god. if I was a teacher, you know this would be me. I don't think you understand how much. also, in high school I was convinced I was going to get new boobs at some point, but I never did. anyway. REASONS FOR WANTING TO SEE THIS FILM: - Cameron Diaz is such a badass - PHYLLIS FROM THE OFFICE   ("and you need two of them") - Justin Timberlake plays the guy she likes! ha! that's cool the two of them remain on good terms all these years later. it's very Tony and Gwen, no? also, Cameron Diaz is pushing 40 here. but hell: let's face it, none of us will ever look that good. I mean I know she's probably had some work done but I WOULD HIT IT. hit it so hard your mother would feel it. yes:  your mother. that's also my subtle way to remind you Mother's Day is fast approaching. who among us watched the Office  where Michael Scott departed? I did- it's been growing on me again lately, does...

so sometimes I write for this other entertainment blog and last night I was like I WANT MINDLESSLY GOOD NEWS DO YOU READ ME MINDLESS. (this is what I picked and I'm going with it) well this week is already a big deal because it's ROYAL WEDDING 2011 WEDDING OF THE CENTURY, but let me present to you the dark horse couple: that's right A-ROD AND C-DIAZ ARE GETTING MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRIED also I pitched the idea for a "royal wedding" week and it's gonna happen. HAPPY EASTER CONGRATS CAMERON, CONGRATS A-ROD (as much as I love Madonna, and I do, Cameron's so much hotter ftw) p.s. that's him and Kate Hudson! wtf STOP PUNKING ME INTERNETS

l'événement le plus excitant de ma vie au cours des 24 dernières heures est évidemment le fait que Glee dieu Matthew Morrison (qui est comme une version de vie d'une poupée Ken) sort avec Cameron Diaz. !!!!!!!!!! FLEURS joliesse TEL ETC admittedly, I don't watch Glee much.