The Useless Critic 2.0

Our favorite trainwreck recovering star is set to make a guest appearance on the April 14 episode of 2 Broke Girls as Claire Guinness, an indecisive soon-to-be-bride who asks Max and Caroline to make her wedding cake. I, for one, really liked her guest stint on Ugly Betty in 2008, so color me interested. Are you guys excited to see LiLo on 2 Broke Girls ? Just thought it would be funny In other news, Chace Crawford will guest star on the March 18 episode of Glee ! Although I'm really not a fan of the show, Chace hasn't appeared in literally anything since Gossip Girl (gasp!), so I'll definitely be watching it. Now here's a hot pic of Chace, just because. Well, in his case, "hot pic" is redundant because I alwa ys find him hot .

I have no investment in the show "Glee." At all. I like Jane Lynch but I am not a fan of them butchering songs I'd otherwise enjoy. The sole exception being "Forget You" by Gwyneth Paltrow (ha!) However Cory Monteith struck me as a genuinely nice guy - you rarely see celebrities who seem like they wouldn't be douches in real life -  and I was shocked when I heard about his personal demons earlier this year. Like I read a lot about celebrities so I came into contact with this.  And I was horrified to read about his death yesterday. RIP Cory.

- what's up with the parade being shit now? WHEN did floats come second to Glee ? NO! NO! - where did half of those people come from, anyway? - why is Revenge  still on TV? - why is "Moves Like Jagger" so popular? oh Adam Levine how I despise you. - why are turkeys so expensive now? WTF - what's with everyone going apeshit over Black Friday more than usual? does anyone actually go out tomorrow? I SURE DON'T. Cyber Monday FTW. - what I am thankful for in 2011:  for all of you <3 and that I am not Christina Aguilera. :/ p.s. and OH LAND

I have a confession to make. I started watching glee. I told myself I would never watch this show. It seems (seemed) stupid and whiny and adolescent. Ok, it still seems stupid. In the past two days, I've watched nine episodes. So help me, the only show I watch with such ferocity is weeds, and no show will ever be as good as weeds. So let me break it down for you: It's a glee club... with a pregnant cheerleader, a boy with a disability, a girl with a fake stutter, the quarterback of the football team (and his cronies), a diva, another diva, some other cheerleaders, and yet another diva. The glee teacher, who is also the Spanish teacher, is expecting a child with his wife who is only pretending to be pregnant, but he's in love with the guidance counselor who is engaged to the football coach who only wears short shorts. Are you getting all this? And they sing about everything. Is this making sense? The first season is on netflix. Just go watch it. I needed something to fill th...

So I was reading the list of winners for the globes, and I was just like YES, when I saw that Chris Colfer scored the win for "Glee." He really deserved this. Respect QATFYG: Who would you like to show some respect to? AWM has already given some to Jim Parsons. Scott Caan – Hawaii Five-O -------------------------------Chris Colfer – Glee (FOX) Chris Noth – The Good Wife (CBS) Eric Stonestreet – Modern Family (ABC) David Strathairn – Temple Grandin (HBO)

up for noms: Arcade Fire, Cee-Lo, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Vampire Weekend, Robyn, Eminem, the cast of Glee (?), Miranda Lambert, Florence + the Machine (swoon!), ... overall I think it was a decent showing for once. except Justin Bieber showed up in there. somewhere.

l'événement le plus excitant de ma vie au cours des 24 dernières heures est évidemment le fait que Glee dieu Matthew Morrison (qui est comme une version de vie d'une poupée Ken) sort avec Cameron Diaz. !!!!!!!!!! FLEURS joliesse TEL ETC admittedly, I don't watch Glee much.

Glee is (still) hot stuff, And I just watched the Friday encore of the Madonna episode. AWESOME!!! However, I do admit when the Glee kids talk about their feelings, the episode was waning into a mess of sappppppp and cheese. Silly Fox network, Feelings are not important. The audience wants power, hilarity, belting high notes, and pizaaz! NOT emotional baggage you undermedicated fu*ks! QATFYG: Do you have a favorite Madonna song?

And I say this because I love Jane Lynch and find her hilarious, do I watch "Glee?" everyone seems to be coming about this show at the same time and I'm so confused....