The Useless Critic 2.0

like a cry for help! but here's what I have to report: - Margaret Cho had a breakdown but she's totally still in the running. - Sarah Palin is always so happy to be in the audience! this bitch will never be president! - some young black actor (not sure his name) is a really, really good dancer. I think they danced to Weezer? - the Situation came SO CLOSE to leaving, so close. - do not mess with the Floho!!!! - Michael Bolton went home. Why? because he's a no-talent asshole. and God hates him. also all his strength was in his hair. WHERE IS YOUR HAIR NOW, MICHAEL? - Jennifer Grey deserves to make it to the final rounds. - JANELLE MONAE? - the Situation needs to count his greasy blessings, for sure. - Brandy is still alive, everyone. rest happy. - how is the Hoff already gone :( p.s. for AWM: conclusion: this is the best season ever.

John Hughes, that director of all those teen movies we loved in the 80s (you know it!) died the other day while taking a walk in New York City. dead of a heart attack while visiting family. life sucks sometimes. so, there's the retrospective of his whole career to be had: "Sixteen Candles," "The Breakfast Club," "Pretty In Pink," "Say Anything" (!!!!!!!!), etc. basically, this man was the reason Molly Ringwald exists. I got to thinking about it and decided "Ferris Bueller" is probably my favorite. what a classic. so many great scenes. Jennifer Grey as the sister, Matthew Broderick at his best and cockiest (except "Election," which was also awesome, he just looks so creepy and old now) CHARLIE SHEEN IN THE POPO STATION. god, I don't even know. this movie had no effect on me for years. but now, everytime I take a shower, I feel compelled to reenact that scene. true, true. YOUR FAVORITES? (because Al is still in Nova Sco...