The Useless Critic 2.0

Demi has fallen on rough times, as of late. And what can I say? Somewhere, my heart twitches for her. The former "Mrs. Kutcher" is one fierce lady- like the cast of the incredible Cougar Town  all rolled into one. She doesn't deserve this! She's aged flawlessly after having several bbs with ex Bruce- do you remember Charlie's Angels ? I'm a devout Cameron Diaz fan but who gave a shit in that film- DEMI WAS 40 AND LOOKED 20 So what if she likes to party! Who doesn't. She's transitioned well from the Brat Pack, she's done some impressive charity work, I've been told in person she's a "nice lady," she's raised some daughters ONE OF WHICH is Rumer Willis who is an all right actor in her own right. Yeah, Ashton screwed her over but SO WHAT. call Ryan Gosling, Demi! you two would be so great together! so this is one tough MILF, even if she's MIA right now. she'll be back. CAN'T KEEP A HOT MILF DOWN. good luck D...

So much going on today! Observe! Coldplay have a new single out. YAWN I HATE THEM (except from the early 2000s, from then I am more lenient). Jane Lynch , superwoman, is hosting the Emmys this year. IS THERE NOTHING SHE CANNOT DO? I doubt it, I seriously doubt it.  Jack Kevorkian  is dead. I don't think we've ever written about Dr. Death before. but yeah, I wish there was some ironic way to phrase that, but I don't think so.... David Lynch is giving a talk at the Strand Bookstore on Monday in NYC that I am so going to. I mean why not:   see the man somehow responsible for that? it starts at 7.  lastly, don't you think a 30Rock/Parks and Recreation crossover would be the best thing ever? I know we are of a like mind. however, I know what would make such a project INFINITELY more interesting: LESLIE KNOPE:   I decided to visit New York City on a mission of good will. LIZ LEMON:   Good will? I just happen to be here! LK:   I know...

I am seriously in love with these kids: to see more of their performances- and what a talented group they are! seriously! they have stuff by the likes of Coldplay, Tori Amos, Lady Gaga, etc. - head here: http://ps22chorus.blogspot.com/ Ashton Kutcher is a fan. SO YOU SHOULD BE TOO.