The Useless Critic 2.0

Let's face it, it's probably pretty rare to be a young adult and a Rush Limbaugh fan simultaneously. But chances are, even if you are, your friends would ostracize you for friending him on Facebook. Still, history dictates that young adults are willing to sell out friends and beliefs at the drop of a hat for a shot at fame and fortune. This is where Limbaugh comes in, combing the principles of capitalism and the psychology of gambling to create a new e-lemma. If you friend him on Facebook , you can enter a drawing to win an iPad. I don't know what an iPad does exactly, but it's made by Apple so I'm sure it's fancy and worth millions of dollars. I was going to post a picture of the iPad, but I couldn't find one on the Internet.

Over the past 9 hours I have been listening to the song "Magic" originally recorded by vintage rockers Pilot over and over and over again. You know it. It's been used in plenty of movies and commercials. Ho, ho, ho It's magic, you know Never believe it's not so It's magic, you know Never believe, it's not so The reason for this soar in Magic popularity is because teeny-bopper, Selena Gomez from Wizards of Waverly Place has covered the song on her show's soundtrack. And it's been getting a lot of press. Here is the new version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJHaJNV4H3k QATFYG: I want to take a poll and see what you guys like more. The original by Pilot or the remake by Selena G? I'll start it off and vote for the.... ORIGINAL!! The remake is way too toned down. Not enough Umph!