update
- Christina Aguilera tried to give America a blowjob the other night. - Black Eyed Peas: all I remember is shiny clothing material. real time conversation I had regarding this band: Mom: I am looking forward to the halftime show. me: why Mom: I love the Black Eyed Peas! me: do you know who they are Mom: GOOD WORKOUT MUSIC me: *shows picture of band* Mom: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE also, we should do themed shit for February. what say you, reader? should we be lovelorn and post Smith lyrics until Valentine's Day? I am going to be alone again, but it's all good, I think I am destined to be like the Moz and die alone and hopeless and probably drunk.