The Useless Critic 2.0

The Artist- Was it a good movie? Yes! Does it live up to the hype? Well, it's like Barack Obama's presidency, that way. Or, even better, Desperate Housewives . Never understood that show. A- Jack and Jill - arguably THE WORSE FILM EVER. Adam Sandler is like denim overalls that can act. a movie not worth seeing, acknowledging or, whatever. Z, if that's possible Chloe - only watchable to see Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried get it on. otherwise, pretty tragic. and not in the way it was intended to be. Um, unless you like Toronto and girl on girl action, skip. C Flatliners - seriously, what the hell was this film even about. oh:  this film was about WHY THE DVD WAS INVENTED.  C-  Julia Roberts:  how I loathe you. <3

All right, so I already have my "you need to hear this" installment. which is cool and all. but when I was getting my hair done over the weekend (!), I was flipping through the latest copy of Allure (not something I normally if ever read) and came across some pretty sick photos of Amanda Seyfried. sick as in gorgeous. like, insanely gorgeous. so, I present to you, the first installment of my new baby, I'D HIT IT (for the record, that Rahm post a while ago totally counts!) Known best for Karen in "Mean Girls" and the daughter of Streepie in "Mamma Mia," Amanda is just- God. beautiful! her eyes, her face. seriously. I don't know why more people don't see it. She's also from Allentown. PA HOLLA. Quite excited to see her opposite the overrated Megan Fox (who is subpar to Amanda, in my humble opinion) in Diablo Cody (screenwriter/stripper goddess of "Juno" fame)'s newest feat, "Jennifer's Body," which opens in Septem...