The Useless Critic 2.0

7:23 A.M. WHY DIDN'T IT OCCUR TO ME TO USE THE BATHROOM BEFORE LEAVING :( 9:30 A.M-ish WHY ARE CIGARETTES 5 DOLLARS AGAIN WHERE AM I 9:35 A.M-ish DR. PEPPER 10? (i hate myself) the caffeine rush lasted for a while, but now I'm crashing! and there are Appalachians rolling all around me but I bet there's going to be like twelve feet of snow in Erie. also, I neglected to mention we get to stop IN STATE COLLEGE PENNSYLVANIA. It's not like Penn State has been in the news lately or anything... 12:16 P.M:  we just finished our Penn State stop. wow, there goes half the bus, including the Uggs-wearing girls in front of me.  12:17 p.M.:  So yesterday I thought I almost saw Jay-Z and Beyonce and peed myself a little.

I pulled through. You were probably doubting me, and that is OKAY and perfectly understandable. I deserve to be doubted. Oh, irony . WHATEVS. Today let's go back. FAR. like beginning of time far, like Planet of the Apes I Hate You So Much James Franco far. See:  THEIR FIRST ALBUM. Controversial, because like I said before, it kind of sucks. :/ it happens.  The song "Trapped In a Box" from this album is a rare gem. Let me go wikipedia the album listing. Yeah this and "Move On." DUMP THE REST OF IT IT'S SHIT (sorry)  Tom Dumont wrote this song, in a rare show of words. That's right, Mr. Tom Dumont, the sulky metal-loving guitarist of the band, born on January 11th, the same day as one of my uncles! small world I guess. he looks rather happy and peaceful there. that's how I'd like to think of Mr. Dumont.  well, this song was written as a commentary on the role of television in people's lifestyles. I don't have a TV...