I WATCHED DANCING WITH THE STARS
like a cry for help! but here's what I have to report: - Margaret Cho had a breakdown but she's totally still in the running. - Sarah Palin is always so happy to be in the audience! this bitch will never be president! - some young black actor (not sure his name) is a really, really good dancer. I think they danced to Weezer? - the Situation came SO CLOSE to leaving, so close. - do not mess with the Floho!!!! - Michael Bolton went home. Why? because he's a no-talent asshole. and God hates him. also all his strength was in his hair. WHERE IS YOUR HAIR NOW, MICHAEL? - Jennifer Grey deserves to make it to the final rounds. - JANELLE MONAE? - the Situation needs to count his greasy blessings, for sure. - Brandy is still alive, everyone. rest happy. - how is the Hoff already gone :( p.s. for AWM: conclusion: this is the best season ever.