The Useless Critic 2.0

SRSLY GUYS, CHECK IT OUT: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/beyonce/id780330041 BUT BUT AND THERE'S A SONG FEATURING BLUE IVY WHAT THE IS THIS REAL LIFE????

I don't care if I move to fucking Africa, I AM NOT MISSING KE$HA AT CLARION it's like SHE KNEW I WAS A FAN, and she had to schedule at my college, but then she waited a year and went to the wrong one. oh Ke$ha you silly slut! lol I WILL STILL GO ANYWAY

"Stars 4 Ever" is easily the best. it sounds like all the other Body Talks , to be honest. but that's a good thing! I don't know what I am going to ask Robyn when I sneak pass security and accost her in her dressing room. maybe she will be in my dreams tonight like Inception and we'll make a connection. I'm on an Inception kick lately. really it's just a Marion Cotillard kick, but I am not that shallow. right? ... YOU AND ME TOGETHER go click on that hype machine link on the side of the page. see it? yes. go. click click click.

CBS or whichever station it is that The Big Bang Theory is on is moving The Big Bang Theory to Thursday nights. Why? Because they are completely insane. Let's take a look at why this is a bad idea: - It's later in the week: i.e. Humor enthusiasts now have Nothing to look forward to on Mondays. Sure, the show with Charlie Sheen is still on, and I'm sure it's hilarious as always, but it is syndicated ad nauseum 24/7 and available to watch on Justin.TV, even though sometimes you have to type in Dos Hombres y Medio to find it. - You'll forget about it: Seriously. There's already a day that starts with a T that comes before Thursday. - I don't know: i.e. Third Reason why it's bad. The positives: - The show is now the night's lead: It'll run up against Battlestar Galatica, Emergency 911, House MD, Young Frankenstein, Sabrina the Teenage Witch and all of the other Thursday night primetime dramas. - Something about patience being a virtue. "...

Directions: Read the passage carefully, using context clues and my knowledge of Kesha to solve the following logic puzzle. Kesha dropped out of high school. Kesha grew up listening to Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash. Kesha's first significant musical guest appearance was on a Flo Rida song. 1. I want to believe... - A) Kesha is wearing a Dipset shirt. - B) Kesha is wearing a Jefferson Airplane 'Volunteers' shirt. - C) ???????????? - D) All of the above. Hint: None of the answers are correct.