The Useless Critic 2.0

You may notice that I have a random nature about my posts, and I have posted about Jerry Springer recently, but there is a BIG reason for this. When I googled Top episodes of Jerry Springer, I could not find a list. So Congratulations, the Useless Critic hosts the first list of Top Jerry Springer Episodes on the Web (to my knowledge anyway. this is the same as winning a grammy!!) I’m happy I cut off my legs The story of a transvestite, who after many times of trying to get his legs infected to the point of amputation actually cut his/her legs off with a power saw. I’m a Breeder for the Klan The Klan episodes of Jerry Springer are possibly the best. This one shows the Klansmen and the fascists get their asses handed to them and they look BAD (bad as in stupid.) Mister Ooh La La (Not the real title, but the important part) Lousy women compete for the heart of a flamboyant Frenchman, who legally changed his name to Mr. Ooh la la. Tales of the Midget Klan A surprising tale of a group of ...

So for the past two days, I've been watching back-to-back-back episodes of Jerry Springer, and Steve Wilkos, talk shows that center around failed relationships. Here is what I've learned about relationships. 1. Don't date people with bizarre fetishes, that you do not agree with, and that abuse you. 2. Don't take them back after they leave you the first time. QATFYG: What is the weirdest fetish you'd put up?