Madonna's Top Five Moments
The Top Five Moments in the Madonna-Verse 5.) "Like a Prayer" when she makes out with black Jesus I was probably 3 when my sister and I watched "Like a Prayer" together on MTV. A beautiful, BEAUTIFUL video, but needless to say, my toddler self did NOT get it. Nonetheless: GET IT GIRLLLLL yeah that's not the right one...deal with it, bitch. 4.) When she made out with Christina Aguilera and everyone forgot about it Let's be honest: I too have made the mistake of making out with Christina Aguilera. What was it like? TONGUING A TOILET. Next, puhlease. CAN SMASH GET CANCELLED LIKE NOW? SERIOUSLY? (I know, I know, but my mind is warped and I tend to confuse the Voice and Smash) 3.) When she put out "Hung Up" sampling ABBA Arguably, one of her best songs. At the time this was released upon the world, I was drudging away at McDonald's, dreaming of bloody suicide. I like to believe this song prevented that from happening. 2.) When she gu...