The Useless Critic 2.0

SURPRISE, BITCH. I know I've been slacking off for a while now, but I decided to dust myself off and write my annual coverage of the broadcast networks' fall schedule announcements. This year's post might not be as elaborate as my previous ones, but I'm still putting my heart (and trademark sass) into it. Enjoy! ABC Renewed: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. • Castle • The Goldbergs • Grey's Anatomy • Last Man Standing • The Middle • Modern Family • Nashville • Once Upon a Time • Resurrection • Revenge • Scandal Cancelled: The Assets • Back in the Game • Betrayal • Killer Women • Lucky 7 • Mind Games • Mixology • The Neighbors • Once Upon a Time in Wonderland • Suburgatory • Super Fun Night • Trophy Wife New series: Agent Carter • American Crime • The Astronaut Wives Club • Black-ish • Cristela • Forever • Fresh Off the Boat • Galavant • How to Get Away with Murder • Manhattan Love Story • Members Only • Secrets & Lies • Selfie • The...

Bristol Palin has been on one of the world's most publicized and also most dramatized roads to being a hot mom. A lot of negative press has surrounded Bristol Palin. Part of it because of her family ties (you think?). Part of it is also her poor taste in men (you really think?). However, when you get to it all, Bristol Palin still looks hot. She has a good smile, and she has AMAZING legs, which were highlighted during her performances on "Dancing with the Stars." (I almost said DWTS without mentioning that I want to kill Nancy Grace...so close). When Bristol Palin wore red on DWTS, the rest of the entire season fell to the background. I have never seen a single episode of "Dancing with the Stars," and I only know about this because her red dress was broadcast on the morning news. When you wear a short dress and show off your legs, and people think it's worthy of national media attention, you are hot. When I say news, yes it was FOX News, but that is kind of ...

Guess what? This is an idea that seems like it was just waiting to happen. Everyone made comments comparing Homer Simpson to OJ Simpson back in the day. This series is not new, but what's new here is that FOX has tried and failed once again to get this spoof of “The Simpsons” taken off of Youtube and the internet. But as you can see below in the video, they are still here. The guys with “The OJ Simpsons” even pay a special tribute to Rupert Murdoch and his constant attacks on the show in the fourth episode. QATFYG: Is this web show actually funny? If you visit the youtube page for the comments section, you will see that it is about half the people like the show and the other half does not. I will say that my first impression was underwhelming. I say that because when I discovered this web show, I thought it would be a comedic goldmine. It just looked like it had so much dark and black humor potential ( that is not a racist comment in the slightest ). However, the j...

Glee is (still) hot stuff, And I just watched the Friday encore of the Madonna episode. AWESOME!!! However, I do admit when the Glee kids talk about their feelings, the episode was waning into a mess of sappppppp and cheese. Silly Fox network, Feelings are not important. The audience wants power, hilarity, belting high notes, and pizaaz! NOT emotional baggage you undermedicated fu*ks! QATFYG: Do you have a favorite Madonna song?