The Useless Critic 2.0

Marc Blucas, a.k.a "Riley" from Buffy, got married last Saturday on the Erie bayfront. We know this is heartbreaking for you. what upsets me is that there were REESE WITHERSPOON SIGHTINGS IN TOWN and guess what? I was so exhausted from work Saturday I went to bed at like, 9. fuck! fuck fuck fuck! apparently his new wife is Christian Slater's ex. all the best, Marc! INVITE ME TO THE ANNIVERSARY DINNER AND SEAT ME NEXT TO REESE!

in the midst of a time of angsting: Veronica Sawyer: This may seem like a really stupid question... J.D.: There *are* no stupid questions. Veronica Sawyer: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do? J.D.: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard. SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL http://jezebel.com/5275707/heathers-sequel-in-the-works-how-very MOAR QUOTES Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I pretty much agree with Jezebel's suggestions. Amanda Seyfried and Maggie G and Emily Blunt, any of those work. also saw the preview for "Julie and Julia" tonig...