The Useless Critic 2.0

One of my bottles of wine, the Edelweiss, was accidentally uncorked several days ago, because I am very, very clumsy— anyway, I don’t really like drinking alone, so, instead of having the bottle languish in my freezer for the next several weeks, I’m humoring myself by turning it into a “writing experiment” where I drink a half glass for every song on My World 2.0 while typing about what’s happening. So— Baby I thought it would be kind of unfair to start the album completely sober, so I drank a full glass before listening to this song. I don’t really like this wine very much, I probably should have accidentally opened the Armenian pomegranate, but— I’ll probably get to that one at some point. And there’s white table wine, too, but I don’t know what that is? Table wine? I’m drinking Edelweiss, with Justin Bieber mp3s. This song used to be kind of creepy because, especially considering Ludacris is the only other person in the song, Biebs sounds like he’s singing to him, so when he’s li...