The Useless Critic 2.0

CHECK IT http://soundcloud.com/soft-spoken/skrillex-vs-capital-cities I like how Kim Kardashian got divorced and the world stopped. I like how Zooey Deschanel got divorced and we all came to the realization she was waking up and being like "um, what am I doing here?" I call it an epiphany. Jennifer Lopez is being tapped (tapped!) to star in the new Carmen San Diego  movie. WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MARC ANTHONY! *smash gong* RIP Andy Rooney.  so, in honor of Parks and Recreation , do you want to share YOUR BUCKET LIST with the world? or at least the users of this blog? CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST

Pretty cool! See as follows: ICRAVE DESIGNS WINNING SAME-SEX WEDDING CHAPEL FOR POP UP CONTEST New York City, July 27 -- This Saturday from 10AM to 8PM, 24 lucky couples will be legally wed in two  Pop Up Chapels  at the Merchant’s Gate entrance to Central Park in NYC. In order to accomplish this feat,  Architizer  published a design competition – requesting submissions of eight-by-eight foot ‘pop up chapels’ to be erected onsite within two hours, and to house the ceremonies throughout the course of the day. Out of nearly 60 submissions, ICRAVE was announced as the winning design team last Friday. ICRAVE ICRAVE is a young, creative and fearless branding and interior design studio based in Manhattan. With environments that engage and energize customers, ICRAVE has catapulted to the top of its field, becoming one of the world’s most sought-after firms in lifestyle, hospitality, restaurant and experiential design. In addition to design, ICRAVE is often calle...

hey want to write a haiku or villanelle about YOUR FIRST TIME? so do I. ... anyway SUBMIT ONE BY DECEMBER 1ST. we will post them and there will be prizes. probably my virginity. GET READY

draw a picture of this and email it to KEMP.BRITT@GMAIL.COM I will post! LAST DAY IS FRIDAY GO GO GO

So tomorrow at midnight, it begins. So not actually tomorrow, but it'll feel like tomorrow. The 3 day novel contest. 72 hours and you have to create a novel. I did it last year, and it was one of the best experiences of my life. Try it 3 days, and you make 1 novel! It's fantastic. But also tomorrow....It's finally here the premiere of Camp Rock 2. hmmmmmm....so much excitement! PS: CR 2 better not suck! QATFYG: How fast can you write?

Okay, So this year I am entering St. Martin's Minotaur First Crime Novel competition for sure. I tried in 2007, but I came up short. I would love some competition from other aspiring writers. First Crime Novel Competition Stips: Unpublished Author 60,000 Words or 220 Pages Double Spaced (Appx) Murder or another serious crime must be the subject. Deadline November 30th, 2010 Also look at their malice/domestic competition. QATFYG: I think the prize is like 10 grand and publication, but would you let me know if you find out? I have to get back to writing.

- My gurllll Kelly has a cousin entered in this McDonald's singing contest - "Voice of McDonald's!"- Ashley. She has a great, operatic voice, and sings "Don't Know Why." Please vote for her, she is genuinely talented: http://vom.mcdonalds.com/ - Grace Kelly is so awesome: BITCH WAS FIERCE - "2012" comes out today. I know you're all dying to see it. I AM. - have a good weekend....I feel like there's more to say, but it will come in time. VOTE!