The Useless Critic 2.0

What the FUCK. Can't wait to find out what my future wife thinks about this.

I decided this year, for everyone's benefit, to only give candy to the children that appear at my door dressed like either Lady Gaga or a member of the tea party. also, I have recently become a fan of the show MODERN FAMILY on ABC. the Halloween episode was really something! "BUT IT'S MY CRAZY ASS HOLIDAY!" so good! Wednesday nights! you can also stream it online.

The Strokes x 1960s pop = LOOK IT'S ABOUT ME they are finishing up touring with J+J and are now going to open for Guided By Voices. but this is actually a damn good song! check it out!

I think I have to pay homage to the obvious dead person that has been lingering on all your minds: Michael Jackson - Thriller Uploaded by GGG40 . - Watch more comedy videos and sitcoms. I don't think the world has been the same since he died. so I am going to build Ke$ha's Funhouse and it will be between here and Pittsburgh. so like, Meadville I guess. but it will be a dead celebrity-themed haunted house, which I think is amazing. here is what I would have in my DEAD CELEBRITY KE$HA FUN PARADISE: - Aaliyah's plane (her Diary would be on repeat) - Princess Diana's house or palace or whatever - James Dean's car - wherever Tupac died - the hotel where they killed Selena at (omg that was really, really sad. I had no idea who she was and every Christmas in my middle school Spanish class, guess what movie we watched? yup.) - Anna Nicole Smith's childhood home - the Viper Room - Alcatraz - Neverland. too soon? anyway, in the summer it would double as a water park. ART ...

i just want to say i love you all including brittnay kemp and the other posters on here charlie sheen uffie kesha lavar burton and the chinese people junior mafia and the cast of the young and the restless

For Starters this one is for BrittM Type O Negative; Black N°1 Top Pick Halloween song. and for fun, The powerful voice of Barry White. Because he rules. So I made a Halloween Mix; but it is on my other computer i.e. not here. Alors; here is my little sound for Halloween. QATFYG: Would Barry White have made a good Jack Skellington?

In honor of Halloween, I present to you, two of (no doubt) the greatest minds of our generation: Ke$ha And now we lookin' like pimps In my gold Trans-Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey In my handbag. Got my drunk text on I'll regret it in the mornin' But tonight I don't give a I don't give a I don't give a There's a place downtown, Where the freaks all come around. It's a hole in the wall. It's a dirty free for all. And they turn me on. When they Take It Off. When they Take It Off. Everybody Take It Off. There's a place I know If you're looking for a show. Where they go hardcore And there's glitter on the floor. And they turn me on. When they Take It Off. When they Take It Off. Everybody Take It Off. Lose your mind. Lose it now. Lose your clothes In the crowd. We're delirious. Tear it down 'Til the sun comes back around. N-now we're getting so smashed. Knocking over trash cans. Eurbody breakin' bottles It's a filth...