The Useless Critic 2.0

http://kindofbleu.com/2012/05/03/metric-youth-without-youth/ It's a bit different than what I've grown to expect from Metric, but equally enjoyable nonetheless. Very...bouncy? Is that the word? B+ Tour dates for 2012 up here!  MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU

Top 10 Hottest Celeb Tattoos: #5 Jessica Alba "Hottest Tattooed Mom" The Number 6 spot on the countdown was artistic, but it's time for something....well hot. After all this is the Hottest Celeb Tattoo Countdown. Furthermore, here at The UC, we've done the Hottest Countdown, the MILF Countdown, and now, the Tattoo Countdown. So in the number 5 spot, all are combined into one. Jessica Alba takes the spot as the hottest tattooed mother. She is a MILF in every sense of the anagram, and she sports a variety of tattoos. 1. A Ladybug on her Neck 2. A bow on her back (tramp) 3. A Sanskrit inscription on her wrist. The word is "Padma," and in this particular context, it means rise toward spirituality.  4. Now, Jessica Alba has added the roses on her arm. Just Kidding: These are FAKE!  Today is May 3rd, and somehow I was reading the news from May 4th, which has reported that Jessica Alba's new massive Rose tattoos are only temp work, w...

Top 10 Hottest Celeb Tattoos: #6 The Rock “South Pacific Tribal” Holy Shit: The Rock is actually the number 6 spot on the countdown? It’s no joke. When Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson first appeared with his shoulder-piece tattoo, I thought he was making a plunge toward insanity. However, the more he added on to his tattoo, the better the end result has come out. I hope he continues. When it comes down to it, this is a well-done piece. The ink job is well-crafted, and the design looks impressive. The Meaning of the Tattoo: The markings have obvious heritage of Southern Pacific origins (Samoan, Polynesian, and even Tahitian), and they represent accomplishment and family. The piece is both artistic and has personal meaning. Questions for You: What would it take to get an actual Samoan on the countdown? :P Send Names Please

When meth isn't enough, you plot to blow up a bridge! 

1.) The lack of true Marion Cotillard exposure 2.) Anne Hathaway! Damn! 3.) Bane? You speak ENGLISH? (Tom Hardy) 4.) Joseph Gordan Levitt! Wouldn't it be awesome if Zooey had a cameo? 5.) I can't say I noticed much else; I was searching for Marion. WHERE'S RACHEL

Top 10 Hottest Celeb Tattoos: #7 Christina Aguilera “Hebrew Tramp Stamp”  Christina's Tramp Stamp  The tramp stamp is one of the most popular choices for women, and it is popular to no end for celebs. Women such as Eva Longoria and Britney Spears have inked on tiny markings above their waist lines. Christina Aguilera is one of the few women in acting that wasn’t afraid to get a tattoo larger than a millimeter on her backside. In fact, she’s much bolder than say Khloe Kardashian who microscopically had the word “daddy” inked on her back-waist-line. Regardless of what you think of her outside the inked-world, I love the bold presence of the tattoo, it’s not meant to hide. The Hebrew writing gives a great ethnic touch, and it’s full of character. Questions for You: Which is a better Tattoo Language? Hebrew or Arabic (Not a Serious question) Do you have a favorite Christina song? Do you remember “Dirrty” (with Two Rs)? Christina, congrats on gett...

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