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so if you live in erie and want to do shit this weekend

....you have NO shortage of options. here's a list:

- Heritage Days in Waterford: blah blah lame boring. I went to this last year and not even the funnelcake could redeem it for me. seeing as funnelcake is something I have once a year which should be similar to having a multiple orgasm, to have this disappoint me was soul-crushing. I guess if you're really into local history, which I am not: http://www.waterfordheritagedays.com/

- Roar On the Shore: Warrant (yes, THAT Warrant!) will be playing a show in Perry Square tomorrow night as part of the celebration. you may have however missed Bret Michaels, though. tear. oh my god, we were driving home the other night, three blocks from my house there were people camping out in their front yards and drinking beer and sitting in lawnchairs. THEY WERE WAITING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF BRET MICHAELS WHEN HE DROVE BY ON HIS MOTORCYCLE, HOLY SHIT, I HATE THIS PLACE. http://www.roarontheshore.com/

- Behold Scandinavia!: if you feel like making the small drive out to Jamestown and paying $8 admission and really love Sweden/Norway/maybe even FINLAND (hahaha, though not technically Scandinavia, I still lump it in there!) this is the event for you. I was so set on going too but I can't. :( I am impressed though that SUNY Jamestown has a Scandinavian Studies program. it makes me regret not going there. I could have studied in Sweden!
http://www.scandinavianjamestown.org/ssp_calendar.htm
I totally envy you for going because I want to behold Scandinavia. someday. :(

- I am sure there's other stuff happening. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT. well, make your own fun and have a Staycation if that doesn't interest you.


I LOVE STAYCATIONS!!!!


today was also the worst day of work I've ever had. my pants fell down (to my ankles no less), I got stuck in a rainstorm, I got hit in the head with a door and I had to pick up an animal skull with what I believe to be rotting flesh on it.

- Brittany

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