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**New Genre Being Created**

Asalaam and good afternoon.

With the dawn of 010 (pronounced oh-ten) approaching, a whole new list of resolutions is being created, one of them is to create a new recognized musical Sub-Genre.
And here it is..........


Plastic Rose Rock

This is a sub genre that incorporates music that is meant to be glam, but is created with no heart and soul. Like a plastic rose, it is flashy and attractive on the outside, but inside it's dead....and was never alive to begin with.

The creation of this genre comes from a lyrical line in the first single from "Selena Gomez and the Scene's" Debut song....The roses that you gave me were made of plastic.

I know, I complain about Selena Gomez wayyyyyyyyyyy too much. And you might be tired of hearing about her, but this is important.
Her album out now "Kiss and Tell" is the prime example of Plastic Rose Rock. It is trying to be sold on imagery and very fabricated songs.

Like I said, flashy but no life in it.


QATFYG:
Who else would fit into the plastic rose rock category? Maybe Scott Weiland's solo album?

Comments

  1. I wish it weren't so, but it is.

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  2. TweetyBirdTaughtHeTawARomulanDecember 16, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    @Sparklespaz: You're right, he's mean. Selena Gomez's music is like not like bad like he says.

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  3. well hey guys, I am no Selena Gomez h8tr. If you've followed the blog, I've written numerous posts saying she's the best actress on the disney channel.
    I also started a protest when she wasn't nominated for a people's s choice award, which she deserved.
    However, this new CD she has it is all flash and no heart. Similar to a Plastic Rose.

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