I'D HIT THAT/IT/YOU/YOUR MOM

Yes! A recurrence in this long-dormant series. Ha, ha, ha. Enjoy it, fookers.

This may come as an offbeat choice, and it is. But between her accent and her personage and she likes dogs so much omfg!!!!

Have you ever WATCHED this show? It's oddly addicting...my sophomore year I went through a period where this was pretty much the only thing I watched on TV. what a great moment (series of moments).

It's starting up for it's next season......don't you want to watch people that shouldn't own dogs trying to figure out why Fido keeps shitting in the bathtub?
"NO! I just let him when he was a puppy! Why won't he STOP!"

well, watch for Victoria, at least

*cue porn music*

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