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Kids Choice Award Notes

Kevin James hosted, and he was okay to start with….

Now for some notes….
Only time iCarly will win the award for best TV show. It’s mostly likely they got it because their network of nickelodeon hosted.

“Wizards of Waverly Place,” is clearly a better show, but that’s why my bff in another life, Selena Gomez, won best TV Actress. If Miley Cyrus had won, she would have been a FLAKE and probably sucked on the tip of the orange blimp in a sexual manner. She always starts controversy for herself.
Selena gave a great award speech. She was holding back tears. Best Speech of the night.


Of course Miley did win for Best Movie Actress, and I am quite sure she is teasing her blimp right now. Hi Liam!!

Rihanna also performed, dancing with a robot army. Is it weird that I’m not surprised? Rihanna’s music videos are horrible, and they feature equally bizarre staging that is just like cracka say WHAT?!?

Oh, Tyra Banks presented with George Lopez, and she told lots of jokes that BOMBED!! I mean TANKED!! Tyra has an even worse sense of humor than Mike Birbiglia! (Yes, that’s an insult).

Jonah Hill and Katy Perry were worth the whole show. The first half of the awards were mediocre, but KP and JH were hilarious.
Such For best Actress Jonah Hill randomly says “And the winner is…PRECIOUS!,” not even nominated. For some reason I found that funny.

And Katy Perry had one of the best slimes in the world. It was hilarious.

Justin Bieber performed. This was my first time seeing him sing live, and when your back up singers are 30x better than you, there is something wrong. Lame-0!

And what the deuce “Alvin and the Chipmunks” won best film over “New Moon?” I am so shocked. Kids are whack voting.

Kevin James was a mediocre host. Very Very Mediocre.

QATFYG: Did you watch? feel free to give more notes!

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