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lollapalooza 2010: f/m/k


I decided to play the band version of "fuck, marry, kill" with the line-up, because I have nothing better to do at the library today. just kidding, I have five papers to work on. Does someone want to pay for me to go Lollapalooza, btw? I will reward you handsomely with _____jobs. because I want to go so badly! fap fap fap.

Green Day- KILL
THE STROKES- FUCK FUCK FUCK
Lady GaGa- marry (too dirty)
Arcade Fire- fuck!
MGMT- fuck!
Soundgarden- marry, I'm not huge on them.
AFI- ?!?!?! kill
Spoon- fuck
Metric- fuck (see: Emily Haines)
Hot Chip- faukkkkkk
Phoenix- FUCK!
Wolfmother- marry, I saw them before, not bad!
Cypress Hill- eh marry
Stars- fuck
Cut Copy- fuck
The National- fuck
Switchfoot- wow, what the fuck? no. KILL
Grizzly Bear- fuck! my favorite band!
Erykah Badu- fuck, she is quite ballsy.
Digitalism- marry
The Black Keys- marry
The Cribs- fuck
The New Pornographers- FUCK IT LIKE IT IS HOT
The Walkmen- marry (not really a fan)
Rogue Wave- marry (boring)
Minus the Bear- marry (I've never given them a lot of attention)
Devo- marry...eh
Empire of the Sun- fuck!
Tiga- FUCK I LOVE HIM
Gogol Bordello- fuck! they're fun!
Felix da Housecat- marry
Chromeo- fuck!
Yeasayer- marry
Slightly Stoopid- kill bc of the name alone....
Mute Math- marry
The Dodos- marry
Blues Traveler- where did this come from? kill kill kill
The Xx- fuck
Dragonette- fuck!
Jamie Lidell- FUCK
The Temper Trap- fuck
Matt and Kim- ^ same
Frightened Rabbit- marry
Dirty Projectors- FUCK
Blitzen Trapper- marry
Rapheal Saadiq- marry
Fuck Buttons- marry
The Antlers- fuck
Hockey- fuck!
Cymbals Eat Guitars- marry
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeroes- fuck!
The Big Pink- fuck!!!!!!!!!!
Deer Tick- marry (it's the name)
Freelance Whales- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
Miniture Tigers- fuck
Erol Alkan- marry
These United States- fake marriage
The Kissaway Trail- sham marriage! she's pregnant, o what am I to do



soooooo who wants to take me HMMMMMMM

the rest of these bands: I DO NOT KNOW THEM

Friday August 6 to Sunday August 8th! Tickets (for the whole damn thing) are now 215 but single day passes will go on sale soon and are a lotttt cheaper. I think I'd just do that. more information: www.lollapalooza.com.

Comments

  1. "Switchfoot- wow, what the fuck? no. KILL"

    I didn't know they were still around haha.
    They were like in the 2 hit wonder category.

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